The Late Scratch Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.