The Late Scratch Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klare, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.