The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Klare's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.