The Blocking Assignment Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klare's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.