The Late Scratch Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Klare's stadium. Only over Klare.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klare, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.