The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.