The Chip-and-Release Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- The broadcast shows Klare on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Klare, Klare, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.