The Phantom Flag Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Klare is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klare's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.