The Invisible Route Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klare's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.