The Invisible Route Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Klare goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klare, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.