The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Klare lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klare's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.