The Snap Count Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Klare will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klare's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.