The Snap Count Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klare, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.