The Snap Count Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klare's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.