The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- A mysterious flag erases Klare's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klare's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.