The Mystery Tweak Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Klare catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klare drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.