The Hamstring Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Klare's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Klare gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Blake Corum
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.