The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dolphins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.