The Bad Spot Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dolphins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.