The Snap Count Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dolphins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Caleb Douglas
- Chris Bell
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.