The Hamstring Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Dolphins defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
77%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dolphins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.