The Snap Count Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dolphins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.