The Bad Spot Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dolphins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.