The Garbage-Time Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dolphins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.