The Phantom Flag Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dolphins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.