The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Dolphins, Dolphins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.