The Bad Spot Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dolphins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.