The Late Scratch Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dolphins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.