The Prevent Defense Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
83%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dolphins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Ollie Gordon II
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.