The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dolphins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.