The Bad Spot Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dolphins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.