The Phantom Flag Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dolphins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.