The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dolphins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.