The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.