The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.