The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.