The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.