The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.