The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.