The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.