The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.