The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.