The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.