The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.