The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Ref: "Number Mayer, that's a flag." Mayer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.