The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.