The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.