The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mayer has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.