The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.