The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.